I am flying to Area 51 to protest the separation of alien children from their illegal alien parents. 1 day ago
I get to buy 60,000 in wine per month in the new Johnny Depp Fuckumentry. I asked the producer why I just don't buy a winery. 1 day ago
George Soros is coming to visit Portland next week . He will be pitching a 50,000 sq foot tent to sleep in in solid… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1 day ago
Imagine earning an extra 100 thousand dollars or more in the next ten year and all you have to do is move from Port… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1 day ago
We cant decide on the name for our new Harvey Weinstein Musical . Should it be Harvey Wall Banger? Casting Couch? Me Too Forever. ? 1 day ago
ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER WHEN PRESIDENT OBAMA INVITERED THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN INTO THE COUNTRY FROM LATIN AMERICA WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS? 1 day ago
I have been chosen to play Jonny Depp in the New fuckumentry. 1 day ago
Portland Potholes are the place to be! 2 weeks ago
Free Trip to China. I saw a BMW drive head first into a giant pothole on SW Humphry drive. It completely disappeared from view. 2 weeks ago
I reset my twitter password to "biggarbage bin" 1 month ago
